Searching for dog Christmas puns or dog Christmas sayings that will make you cry laughing…or even grrroan? Then you’re barking up the right tree!
Seriously, we’re pawsitively happy you’re here!
Whether you’re looking for funny dog Christmas puns to brighten your holiday, cute dog Christmas sayings to inspire your pupper’s letter to Santa Paws 😉, or punny captions for your dog’s Instagram, this list is the ulti-mutt for dog lovers like you.
You’ll find just the right dog Christmas puns, dog Christmas sayings, and dog holiday word play to tickle your dog’s punny bone and make you say, “P’awww.”
Why so much punny dog Christmas humor?
We think the holiday season should include plenty of smiles and good-hearted humor—inspired by our fun-loving dogs, of course.
Our puppers are ridiculously silly, good-natured, and bringers of wholesome happiness. In fact, life would be ruff without them.
Christmas dog puns? Look no FURther…
So, while Santa’s making a naughty list and a nice list, we’re making the best list of Christmas dog puns and Christmas dog jokes for a happier paw-liday season for dog lovers!
And, if you’re crazy for wholesome dog humor, you’ll love our other collections of smile-bringing puns, sayings, and memes:
- The Ulti-Mutt List of Dog Puns to Make You Smile (or Grrroan)
- 75 Dog Puns, Memes, Captions to Make You Say P’awww
- 50 Dog Puns: The Ulti-Mutt List
- Doggolingo You’ll Love-o!
- 49 Dog Valentine Puns and Sayings you’ll Go Mutts Over
So put on your favorite dog hair decorated Christmas sweater, grab a cup of eggnog, snuggle up with your pup, and enjoy our cute and funny Christmas dog puns, Christmas dog jokes, and Christmas dog sayings.
It’s snow joke! If you’re a dog lover, you’re going to have a wonder-fur time.
The ulti-mutt list of dog Christmas puns, sayings, and phrases
- Happy Howl-idays
- Merry Christmutts
- Yappy Holidays
- Santa Paws is comin’ to town…
- May your Christmas be furry and bright
- I’m dreaming of a white ChrisMutt
- Deck the halls with frisbees and ball-ies…
- Oh, Christmas tree or Christmas tree! How tasty are your branches…
- Have yourself a furry little Christmas
- Chestnuts roasting by an open fire, Puppy nipping at your nose…
- Have the ulti-mutt holiday
- The snuggle is real
- I’ve been a furry good dog 🐾
- We woof you a merry Christmas
- Ho. Ho. Ho. Merry Woofmas!
- Sealed with a pooch smooch ❤️
- On the fur-st day of Christmas…
- Santa’s little yelper
- May you have a very Hairy Christmas and a Yappy New Year
- Oh Christmas treat! Oh Christmas treat!
- Dachshund through the snow…🐾
- Jack Frost nipping at your nose? May there be a new puppy nipping at your toes.
- It’s snow joke!
- I pawmise I didn’t unwrap the presents. But I may have “terriered” them up a little.
- Christmas dog love ❤️ is fur real.
- Pugs and kisses
- O Come All Ye Fur-ry…
- There’ll be potty bells jingling and tin-tin-tinkling too.
- Husky Holidays
- Happy Collie-days
Have a pun, pun Christmas with your doggo!
Happy-Go-Doodle Chloe and I hope that our dog Christmas puns, cute dog memes, and holiday dog sayings brought a smile, a laugh, or a woof to your day.
And if not, at least it didn’t cost you a small fur-tune.
Finally, we couldn’t say, “furwell” without thanking you for taking time out of your busy holiday to stop by. We hope your Christmas is furry and bright!
~ ❤️ Happy-Go-Doodle Chloe and her sidekick, Jenise
Ready for more smiles? Join our happy pack!
What’s your favorite Christmas dog pun?
Please comment below. We’d love to hear!