If dogs made candy hearts, what would they say? Our smile-bringing, sock-stealing, canine sidekicks bring us so much love, we decided to stir up a little Valentine’s day dog humor and find out! This Valentine’s Day we’re getting the 4-1-1 on what our dogs would say if they were in charge of making candy conversation hearts.
We’re pretty sure that even on a “ruff” day at the Candy Heart Making Pawffice, the candy heart messages our dogs would make would be funny side up. Sure, you might hear a “mutt”er here or maybe an occasional “What da h*ck.” But that’s it. Then they’d be back to stirring up tail-waggy happiness, dropping slobbery balls at our feet, or maybe plotting against the squirrels.
Most of all, if our dogs made candy hearts, their sweet messages would be filled with love. Because our dogs just want us to know how much they love us. #unconditionally. #alldayeveryday.
Each heart would be filled with love, affection, and non-stop smiles. Because that’s just what dogs are.
So, while we couldn’t get all the dogs together to make candy hearts for you, Happy-Go-Doodle Chloe, my red Goldendoodle dog and COE (Celebrator Of Everything) here at Happy-Go-Doodle put her paws to the keyboard this Valentine’s Day and created her very own candy hearts and messages for you. (With some cameo appearances from her pal, Little Bear too.)
Happy-Go-Doodle brings you…If Dogs Made Candy Hearts
I’m Your Little HEART (and sock) stealer. ❤️
Good at Cuddles
I Love My Hooman
FUR is my gift
Bork! We’re not up to anything mom! BORK! BORK! 💚
I licked this candy heart just for you, Mom…
Dudes got nothing on dogs. We dogs love your morning breath.
I love you SOOOOO much…I tinkled. A little. Tinkle. Tinkle.
Oh, fluff it! 💜 Let’s have a snack!
My tail thumps…Just…For…You.
Woof U Be Mine?
When you’re not here, my tail stops thumping…
Does your dog love you? H*CK YES!
I ❤️ you more than my squishy ball.
Will drop ball at your feet. 5. Thousand. Hundred. Times.
Do dogs love you? PUP YEAH!
I LUV MY CHEWY…but I love you more. ❤️
May I please lick your face? pleasepleaseplease
FREE LICKS
A tail is being thumped for you.
BOOP Please.
Is your dog your bestie? H*ECK YES!
you r nice. my stick is nice. you r nice as a stick.
luv-me-luv-me-luv-me-luv-me
My puppy chin is made for scritches and that’s just what you’ll do.
I love you so much. My tail keeps doin’ da whirlies.
WAGS WAGS WAGS
You are my fav.or.ite. treat. (You & peanut butter.)
I love you more than my favoritest. Slobberiest. Tennis ball.
My belly here for scritches. More please.
A loving reminder for my hooman: YOU are a good boy too! You are. Yes, you are!
Available for couch cuddles. 24/7.
When you’re not here. I missyoumissyoumissyoumissyoumissyou…
I don’t know why hoomans buy confetti. I sprinkle my own furfetti all over the house. And it’s all-natural.
My paws are always crossed for you.
Happy Valentine’s to to you from all the puppers who love you. Unconditionally 🐾❤️🐾
Tail wags,
Happy-Go-Doodle Chloe 🐾 & her sidekick, Jenise ❤️